george michael is still dead

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

on christmas eve 2016 i caught myself humming wham’s last christmas. during the course of singing i realized that it was actually a bit of an anti-christmas tune. i won’t write the words here because the music lyric police will come after me. but you can watch the music video below courtesy of youtube. ultimately, the next day, george michael died. and as far as we can tell, he has had neither a funeral nor a burial. here’s the english language tabloid version that attempts to answer the question, when’s the funeral?

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