Archive for the ‘bryan ferry’ Category

elderly bryan ferry steps out with lily cole, can't stop text messaging

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

it looks like granddad bryan ferry is saying ‘where’s the full-stop on this nokia. ahh, there it is.’ british fashion model, lily cole looks like she’s trying to pretend like ferry is back in the 70s when he was nimble and young and didn’t have to worry about silly items like mobile phones.

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senior citizen bryan ferry begs twenty year old to take him back

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

i lost track of bryan ferry years ago. but what is it with men tossing their wives over and abandoning their grown children to replay their swinging bachelor years. doesn’t he know that any twentysomething backing singer would love to hang out with a pensioner with wads of cash and give birth so as to insure that she is taken care of while he is in the afterlife. just ask rupert murdoch.

bryan ferry can't write his own songs

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

i’ll freely admit to being a bryan ferry fan. but every since he covered ‘I’m just a jealous guy’ he’s caught cover-itis. i gave him a pass with the 20s album and that other ballad album he put out. but i draw the line at bob dylan. he must be pretty hard up for cash.