Archive for the ‘chelsea’ Category

chelsea versus monica lewinsky

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

of course this video is still making the rounds. ‘that’s none of your business!’ she screeched at a poor unassuming young man. this being indiana, where even the locals are proud to be called hoosiers and even the democrats are right wing republicans, chelsea was most likely questioned about the monica lewinsky scandal by a member of you know, young americans for freedom. but the real question is, what will be the long-term fall-out for chelsea clinton who is almost 30 and makes around 300K per year from a hedge fund, bitching out a poor indiana college student? will the college co-eds at butler boycott hillary clinton during the indiana primaries? you know, the primary hillary clinton forgot to register for because she just knew she’d have the nomination wrapped up after super tuesday.


chelsea clinton barbara streisand separated at birth

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

chelsea clinton, the kid who makes 200K plus slugging away at a hedge fund –which apparently has no qualms with giving her extended time off hopefully with pay, was in bloomington indiana today whooping it up with a bunch of people. indiana is the only place in the world where people are proud to be called hoosiers. during her speech, chelsea was asked about her mother’s bosnia-pinocchio moment. to which she basically replied, ‘i support my mom.’ maybe she meant as in old age. hillary claims she was sleep-deprived and misspoke. could it be possible that she was having a post-menopausal-senior moment? sinbad, where are you when we need you?

chelsea season ticket holders get irate

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

chelsea season ticket holders have sent a letter to owner abramovich voicing their concern regarding the direction of the club. they also question the performances of michael ballack and shevchenko as well as the choice of the new coach. if you’ve read nick hornby’s ‘fever pitch’ you’ll follow the motivation behind the letter. i don’t agree with it. but i do think shevchenko might be past his prime. or rather, perhaps he was never a very good player.  the new coach has got caught up in the cross-fire of murinho being pushed out. players have gone on record as saying he should be given a chance.

ronaldinho says no to chelsea

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

another sign that chelsea probably won’t have a great season. ronaldinho has rejected ovetures from the club, insisting that he wants to remain at FC Barcelona.

ballack and chelsea

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

although there’s no real new news here aside from ballack not being selected amongst the 23 who will be starting for chelsea. mourinho had already hinted that no one on the team was an automatic ‘in’ in the starting line-up. ballack is a great player. but every month, its seems his decision not to purchase a house in london was a very smart move.

paris hilton at chelsea charity party

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

paris, the fashion-forward heiress with a police record, headed to the chelsea party in l.a. the team is in town training. and they’re set to play a friendly with david beckham’s new team, the l.a. galaxy. perhaps she met up with andriy schevenchenko the multi-million pound plus player (by that i mean money) whose had a difficult time finding the net during his year with chelsea.