Archive for the ‘christian bale’ Category

christian bale freak out techno remix

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

christian bale the thespian flips out on set of terminator

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

christian bale goes on a f**king rampage against the director of photography on set. christian bale tough guy, bad ass. we still love him here. and are v. excited about ‘terminator salvation.’ he still in the end calls the DP a nice guy.

actually this version with the f’##k yous bleeped out is far more entertaining.

x-files crushed by batman

Friday, August 1st, 2008

has the dark knight completely overshadowed fox mulder? or is it because david duchovny held out too long –until he had a string of losing films, before he signed onto the second x-files movie. in the end, it’s probably a bit of both. well duchovny is quite 20th century while christian bale is a 21st century kinda guy.

christopher nolan vs. james cameron

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

can christopher nolan’s ‘the dark knight’ topple james cameron’s ‘titanic?’ well, we know the score won’t. i guess the batman producers neglected to insert a bonafide pop tune into the soundtrack. might be why the film is a runaway hit.

public realtions problem for christian bale

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

how to fix it. well, next week for sure christian bale will be on the cover of us weekly, people, and the sun and mirror. what can he do? well, he should sit down with his publicist and spill the beans on his mother and his sister. this is called character assasination.

for instance, has his mother ever been hospitalized for depression, does his sister have a drinking problem? have either of them ever had a peaches geldof moment? does either of them have a police record. you know the usual stuff people dig up to smear those they dislike. the only problem is, it’s his mother.

christian bale marriage on the rocks?

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

batman’s marriage, apparently is on the rocks. and according to

christian bale's mom and sister

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

we hesitate mention the ‘a’ word. and i don’t mean asshole. because we here love christian bale and are trying to figure out how one man (whose not all that tall) could assault two women. we don’t believe it. and how did he do it? did he throw a lamp acrosss the hotel room and one end his his mom and the other end his sister. mind you this is all speculation. perhaps they were trying to hit him up for some batman cash, not realizing that the 155M take for the dark knight will almost cover the production cost, but they probably got another 155M to go to recoup the marketing and advertising costs.

but we love christian bale, and will suport him through thick and thin. because, well, he was brilliant in american psycho. don’t let them shake you down christian. we’ve watched entourage. we know what happens when there’s a movie star in the family. everyone wants his cut.

the dark knight 155 million opening weekend

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

the biggest weekend ever, they’re saying. the opening numbers best spiderman 3 by a cool 4 million.

let’s let the brits make more films. we all know that the dark knight, the new batman film is technically a british flick. and now we know that ridley scott isn’t the only englishman who can make great fluffy movies. now we have christopher nolan. but we know he at least can make the intellectual stuff too. memento is a mini-classic.

batman 60 million opening day on friday

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

the dark knight opened to coast-to-coast sell out shows in the u.s. on it’s first day, chris nolan’s follow up to the hugely successful batman begins raked in 60 million dollars.

more video clips from batman

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

if you can stand the buffering, you can go to the comcast website to watch some video clips from ‘the dark knight.’ but don’t get too excited. the new christopher nolan film, starring welshman turned american, christian bale, features stuff like filming in chicago and how they made the clown masks. or something like that. and you have to endure the endless buffering. aren’t you tired of hollywood being so paranoid that they won’t even allow fans to legally download a one minute video clip. instead, they force people who don’t have a highspeed connection –and even those of us who do, to watch less than quality level video.

too bad warner brothers decided not to have a worldwide opening for this films. those of you who live overseas might get so anxious that, well you, downloading is always an option innit, as michael caine might say?