Archive for the ‘cristiano ronaldo’ Category

the rise and fall of the metrosexual

Friday, July 9th, 2010

just when you thought the metrosexual had gone the way of distressed jeans, bild, the germany based newspaper, reports that cristiano ronaldo paints his toenails.


missing, lionel messi, cristiano ronaldo, kaka

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

this humourous poster on a brazilian website is worth a translation. apparently it says:

Missing Persons

These people have not been seen since the beginning of the Copa du Mundo 2010. If you have information on the whereabouts of these missing people, please contact us.

cristiano ronaldo gay?

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

is cristiano ronaldo gay? in this article posted on the guardian website, the journalists reports that cristiano ronaldo’s management has announced that he is now a father. the identity of the mother was not revealed (and the way it’s worded you assume it won’t be). and ronaldo (aka the guy who pad like shit during the world cup) will take sole custody of the child. sounds like ricky martin, right? what straight man in his twenties would want sole custody of a kid?

the curse of the nike ad

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

robinho, cristiano ronaldo, drogba, ribery and wayne rooney (amongst others) all prominently appear in the much chatted about nike commercial (that currently has more than 18M views on youtube). all 4 players under performed and were sent packing early during the 2010 world cup in south africa. out of the posse, robinho played well, but cristino ronaldo and drogba only managed to score 1 goal while wayne rooney came up cold. but apparently the curse extends beyond the ‘fight the future’ nike commerical, as lionel messi failed to score one goal during this world cup. confirms that with roger federer’s ouster from wimbledon that the curse has spread and is perhaps essentially virtually complete. and since many members of spain’s national team are in this advert (minus fernando torres, we might note although he has as yet to score a goal either in the WC), this might mean that germany could be marching into the finals against either uruguay or the netherlands.