Archive for the ‘harry potter’ Category

j.k. rowling and the crying librarian

Friday, April 18th, 2008

the tale of the harry potter lexicon begins with a librarian with potter-esque glasses who once ran a harry potter lexicon website. now that he’s decided to let it graduate to print form, j.k. rowling, who once actually presented the aforementioned librarian with an award is mad as hell and won’t take it anymore. especially now that her books have been officially labeled gibberish. let the harry potter backlash (finally) begin.


harry potter spoiler hermione dies

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

have i ruined your day? were you hoping it was harry? i certainly was as i’m tired of looking at daniel radcliff (with or without the horse). but in all actuality, i don’t even know that hermione dies. i read it on the internet a bit like how you’re reading about it here. hopefully the guys from bloomsbury and scholastic won’t send me an email demanding i remove this damn bit of information. i cannot authenticate whether she dies or not.

but let us speculate for a moment. what if the character who we can’t at the moment separate from the actress (and new face of chanel) emma watson, dies. wouldn’t that be a bummer. she’s the only cool thing about the series. why couldn’t it be ron. although he’s quite good for comic relief, he’s a bit useless, isn’t he?

potter girl new face of chanel?

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

according to the daily mail emma watson just might be the new face of chanel. the 17 year old potter girl was recently voted as the top role model for girls far ahead of a former chanel girl, the 34 year old kate moss.